commit 39a66be

fortunes

 1@@ -2,13 +2,17 @@
 2             "so good",
 3             "its chld",
 4             "who you know and hate",
 5+	    "i dont know you but i hate you",
 6             "fuck, man",
 7             "cholodu",
 8             "codeberg",
 9             "sourcehut is ran by a pedo",
10+	    "licar is cool but its made by a pedo",
11+	    "ok ill stop talking about pedos",
12             "im unsure ",
13-            "imo ",
14+            "imo",
15             "im green",
16+	    "im not green, fool",
17             "how do you know my ip",
18             "im not european, stop saying so",
19             "neuswc",
20@@ -24,12 +28,14 @@
21             "css",
22             "fuck, woman",
23             "9front is cool",
24+	    "pita never write a fortune again",
25             "i may have emmc storage",
26 	    "thank you <a href=https://4plt.ch>for hosting this!</a>",
27             "is this not running off of localhost",
28             "pita, are you hosting this?",
29             "join #derive on <a href=https://ergo.chat>irc</a>",
30-            "exploit my website then"
31+            "exploit my website then",
32+	    "i wrote this specific fortune on a thinkpad x270"
33         ];
34 
35         const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length);