commit 4e06ddb
chld
·
2026-06-01 18:48:15 +0000 UTC
parent 25bf313
add findme.html
5 files changed,
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+5,
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1@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
2 #!/bin/sh -eu
3
4-m=index.html
5+[ -z $m ] && m=index.html
6+[ -z $c ] && c=contents.html
7
8 echo > $m # restart
9
10@@ -16,8 +17,9 @@ printf "<script>\n" >> $m
11 cat fortune.js >> $m
12 printf "</script></center><br>\n" >> $m
13
14-cat contents.html >> $m
15+cat $c >> $m
16
17+[ $m = "index.html" ]&&{
18 for i in $(seq 5);do
19 printf "<br>" >> $m
20 done;printf "\n"
21@@ -27,3 +29,4 @@ cat button.html >> $m
22 printf "</center>" >> $m
23
24 printf "</body>\n" >> $m
25+}
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1@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
2+<p>for some reason, if you want to contact me, im in a few places.</p>
3+<br>
4+<p><i>chld</i> on #derive at <a href=https://ergo.chat>irc</a></p>
5+<p><i>uxntal</i> on <a href=https://discord.com>discord</a></p>
6+<p><i>uxntal</i> on <a href=https://tiktok.com>tiktok</a></p>
7+<br>
8+<p>i am also at some other places</p>
9+<p><a href=https://codeberg.org/chld><i>chld</i></a> on <a href=https://codeberg.org>codeberg</a></p>
10+<p><a href=https://github.com/cholodu><i>cholodu</i></a> on <a href=https://github.com>github</a></p>
11+<p><a href=https://youtube.com/@cholodu><i>cholodu</i></a> on <a href=https://youtube.com>youtube</a></p>
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2+
3+<style>
4+body {
5+ background-color: #f0ffae;
6+ color: #0f0f0f;
7+
8+ padding-top: 80px;
9+ padding-bottom: 80px;
10+ padding-left: 80px;
11+ padding-right: 80px;
12+}
13+
14+a {
15+ color: #005500;
16+ text-decoration: none;
17+}
18+
19+a:hover {
20+ color: #00ffff;
21+}
22+
23+a:visited {
24+ color: #666666;
25+}
26+
27+a:active {
28+ color: #ffffff;
29+}
30+</style>
31+<body>
32+<center>
33+<p id="fortune"></p>
34+<br>
35+<h1>CHLD</h1>
36+<p>[ <a href=https://codeberg.org/chld/web>src</a> | <a href=https://4plt.ch>ROOT</a> ]</p>
37+/* <a href=>me</a> | <a href=>webring</a> | <a href=>blog</a> */
38+<script>
39+ const fortunes = [
40+ "so good",
41+ "its chld",
42+ "who you know and hate",
43+ "fuck, man",
44+ "cholodu",
45+ "codeberg",
46+ "sourcehut is ran by a pedo",
47+ "im unsure ",
48+ "imo ",
49+ "im green",
50+ "how do you know my ip",
51+ "im not european, stop saying so",
52+ "neuswc",
53+ "<a href=wayland.fyi>wayland</a>",
54+ "<a href=9larp.net>is down</a>",
55+ "nusrat is unwise",
56+ "is this fortune even random",
57+ "you know i can just embed anything here, my static site is insecure like that",
58+ "30 sloc go backend? completely static now.",
59+ "shoot me, <a href=https://shrub.industries>shrub</a>",
60+ "<script>alert(\"caught you using javascript\")<\/script>",
61+ "runs in dillo? i think",
62+ "css",
63+ "fuck, woman",
64+ "9front is cool",
65+ "i may have emmc storage",
66+ "thank you <a href=https://4plt.ch>for hosting this!</a>",
67+ "is this not running off of localhost",
68+ "pita, are you hosting this?",
69+ "join #derive on <a href=https://ergo.chat>irc</a>",
70+ "exploit my website then"
71+ ];
72+
73+ const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length);
74+ document.getElementById("fortune").innerHTML = fortunes[randomIndex];
75+</script></center><br>
76+<p>for some reason, if you want to contact me, im in a few places.</p>
77+<br>
78+<p><i>chld</i> on #derive at <a href=https://ergo.chat>irc</a></p>
79+<p><i>uxntal</i> on <a href=https://discord.com>discord</a></p>
80+<p><i>uxntal</i> on <a href=https://tiktok.com>tiktok</a></p>
81+<br>
82+<p>i am also at some other places</p>
83+<p><a href=https://codeberg.org/chld><i>chld</i></a> on <a href=https://codeberg.org>codeberg</a></p>
84+<p><a href=https://github.com/cholodu><i>cholodu</i></a> on <a href=https://github.com>github</a></p>
85+<p><a href=https://youtube.com/@cholodu><i>cholodu</i></a> on <a href=https://youtube.com>youtube</a></p>
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1@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ a:active {
2 <br>
3 <h1>CHLD</h1>
4 <p>[ <a href=https://codeberg.org/chld/web>src</a> | <a href=https://4plt.ch>ROOT</a> ]</p>
5-/* <a href=>me</a> | <a href=>webring</a> | <a href=>blog</a> */
6+/* <a href=findme.html>me</a> | <a href=>webring</a> | <a href=>blog</a> */
7 <script>
8 const fortunes = [
9 "so good",
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1@@ -2,4 +2,4 @@
2 <br>
3 <h1>CHLD</h1>
4 <p>[ <a href=https://codeberg.org/chld/web>src</a> | <a href=https://4plt.ch>ROOT</a> ]</p>
5-/* <a href=>me</a> | <a href=>webring</a> | <a href=>blog</a> */
6+/* <a href=findme.html>me</a> | <a href=>webring</a> | <a href=>blog</a> */