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2+<p>chld is in a webring.</p>
3+<br><br>
4+<a href=https://ring.grendel.church>grendel.church</a>
5+<p>-----</p>
6+<img src=https://ring.grendel.church/_img/button.png alt="grendel button">
7+<br>
8+<a href=https://ring.grendel.church/prev/id><- prev</a> | <a href=https://ring.grendel.church/random>- rand -</a> | <a href=https://ring.grendel.church/next/id>next -></a>
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2+
3+<style>
4+body {
5+ background-color: #f0ffae;
6+ color: #0f0f0f;
7+
8+ padding-top: 80px;
9+ padding-bottom: 80px;
10+ padding-left: 80px;
11+ padding-right: 80px;
12+}
13+
14+a {
15+ color: #005500;
16+ text-decoration: none;
17+}
18+
19+a:hover {
20+ color: #00ffff;
21+}
22+
23+a:visited {
24+ color: #666666;
25+}
26+
27+a:active {
28+ color: #ffffff;
29+}
30+</style>
31+<body>
32+<center>
33+<link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="assets/favicon.png">
34+
35+<p id="fortune"></p>
36+<br>
37+<h1>CHLD</h1>
38+<p>[ <a href=index.html>home</a> | <a href=https://codeberg.org/chld/web>src</a> | <a href=https://4plt.ch>ROOT</a> ]</p>
39+/* <a href=findme.html>me</a> | <a href=>webring</a> | <a href=>blog</a> */
40+<script>
41+ const fortunes = [
42+ "so good",
43+ "its chld",
44+ "who you know and hate",
45+ "fuck, man",
46+ "cholodu",
47+ "codeberg",
48+ "sourcehut is ran by a pedo",
49+ "im unsure ",
50+ "imo ",
51+ "im green",
52+ "how do you know my ip",
53+ "im not european, stop saying so",
54+ "neuswc",
55+ "<a href=wayland.fyi>wayland</a>",
56+ "<a href=9larp.net>is down</a>",
57+ "nusrat is unwise",
58+ "is this fortune even random",
59+ "you know i can just embed anything here, my static site is insecure like that",
60+ "30 sloc go backend? completely static now.",
61+ "shoot me, <a href=https://shrub.industries>shrub</a>",
62+ "<script>alert(\"caught you using javascript\")<\/script>",
63+ "runs in dillo? i think",
64+ "css",
65+ "fuck, woman",
66+ "9front is cool",
67+ "i may have emmc storage",
68+ "thank you <a href=https://4plt.ch>for hosting this!</a>",
69+ "is this not running off of localhost",
70+ "pita, are you hosting this?",
71+ "join #derive on <a href=https://ergo.chat>irc</a>",
72+ "exploit my website then"
73+ ];
74+
75+ const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length);
76+ document.getElementById("fortune").innerHTML = fortunes[randomIndex];
77+</script></center><br>
78+<p>chld is in a webring.</p>
79+<br><br>
80+<a href=https://ring.grendel.church>grendel.church</a>
81+<p>-----</p>
82+<img src=https://ring.grendel.church/_img/button.png alt="grendel button">
83+<br>
84+<a href=https://ring.grendel.church/prev/id><- prev</a> | <a href=https://ring.grendel.church/random>- rand -</a> | <a href=https://ring.grendel.church/next/id>next -></a>