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39<a href=./index.html style="color: #0f0f0f;"><h1 style="color: #0f0f0f;">CHLD</h1></a>
40<p>[ <a href=./index.html>home</a> | <a href=https://codeberg.org/chld/web>src</a> | <a href=https://4plt.ch>ROOT</a> ]</p>
41/* <a href=./findme.html>me</a> | <a href=./webring.html>webring</a> | <a href=./blog.html>blog</a> */
42<script>
43 const fortunes = [
44 "so good",
45 "its chld",
46 "who you know and hate",
47 "i dont know you but i hate you",
48 "fuck, man",
49 "cholodu",
50 "codeberg",
51 "sourcehut is ran by a pedo",
52 "licar is cool but its made by a pedo",
53 "ok ill stop talking about pedos",
54 "im unsure ",
55 "imo",
56 "im green",
57 "im not green, fool",
58 "how do you know my ip",
59 "im not european, stop saying so",
60 "neuswc",
61 "<a href=wayland.fyi>wayland</a>",
62 "<a href=9larp.net>is down</a>",
63 "nusrat is unwise",
64 "is this fortune even random",
65 "you know i can just embed anything here, my static site is insecure like that",
66 "30 sloc go backend? completely static now.",
67 "shoot me, <a href=https://shrub.industries>shrub</a>",
68 "<script>alert(\"caught you using javascript\")<\/script>",
69 "runs in dillo? i think",
70 "css",
71 "fuck, woman",
72 "9front is cool",
73 "pita never write a fortune again",
74 "i may have emmc storage",
75 "thank you <a href=https://4plt.ch>for hosting this!</a>",
76 "is this not running off of localhost",
77 "pita, are you hosting this?",
78 "join #derive on <a href=https://ergo.chat>irc</a>",
79 "exploit my website then",
80 "i wrote this specific fortune on a thinkpad x270"
81 ];
82
83 const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length);
84 document.getElementById("fortune").innerHTML = fortunes[randomIndex];
85</script></center><br>
86<p>hi guys, its chld.
87<br>im a guy who likes to program and draw</p>
88<p>this is chld's website</p>
89<title>landing</title>
90<br><br><br><br><br><center>
91<img src="assets/CHLDB.png" alt="chld's button">
92<img src="assets/blm-b.png" alt="black lives matter">
93<img src="assets/nonazis.png" alt="FUCK NAZIS!" width=50 height=50>
94<img src="assets/le_wokeisme.png" alt="im a pseudoleftist actually">
95<img src="assets/pride.png" alt="be gay">
96<img src="assets/bi.png" alt="i may be bisexual">
97<a href=https://derivelinux.org><img src="assets/derive.png" alt="i developed for derive"></a>
98<a href=https://links.twibright.com><img src="assets/linksbrow.gif" alt="use LINKS!"></a>
99<img src="assets/gregg.gif" alt="sn-goof!">
100<a href=https://netbsd.org><img src="assets/netbsd.gif" alt="i like netbsd"></a>
101<a href=https://freebsd.org><img src="assets/freebsd3.gif" alt="i run freebsd on all my laptops"></a>
102<img src="assets/xterm.png" alt="xterm">
103<a href=https://www.vim.org><img src="assets/neovim.gif" alt="i wrote this with vim"></a>
104<a href=https://alpinelinux.org><img src="https://ouppyawa.xyz/GIFs/alpine.png" alt="only good linux distro imo"></a>
105<a href=https://codeberg.org/chld><img src="https://ouppyawa.xyz/GIFs/codeberg.png" alt="check it bitch"></a>
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