mistress emilia9/dotfiles / lib / fortunes.txt
 1guns are not suckless
 2using malloc is like going to the sea you dont know what will happen
 3everyone can be smart, but not everyone can be right
 4this word is used for the stupid guys of the ball
 5do you have games on your phone?
 6plan 4 from the front door
 7lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch\'intrate
 8chairman Mao forbids this
 9inshallah we shall find this bug
10be me
11i use $(uname) btw
12only $(printf '%s\n' two three four five six seven | sort -R | sed q) remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time
13i\'d spell creat with an e
14who cares
15there are no plans for a new release of plan 9
16i wasn\'t asking about 9front
17nope
18PHP is not part of OpenBSD
19AND WHERE IS THE PONY
20ccccccluufelcluublrnvrefefgebjddbedivujkndic
21such an american viewpoint
22buttons are for idiots
23i can eat glass and it doesn\'t hurt me
24god i\'m dead
25it\'s all greg\'s fault
26monster o smaku menela
27młode enby jebać prądem
28what makes you think that\'s a metric
29it reveals the trvth of the matter