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33 <span class="marquee-content"><a href="/">Grendel</a>: Nobel Peace Prize winner (and his win is considered the most winned win of the histor of the Nobel Peace Prize), Philanthropist, Techno-mage, "Bunny", Regex expert, Inventor, Standards maker, Definer of behaviours, Humble, Open sourcerer, Inspiration of Glenda </span>
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36<a href="/">Grendel</a>. <a href="/">Grendel</a> is the best,<br>
37everything he does is great,<br>
38in the <a href="/">grendel</a> community we call this term "<a href="/docs/greatel">greatel</a>"(read more about greatel in the linked article).<br><br>
39While he has not raised any students of his own for many decades, he's considered to be one of the most helpful wise critters in the world by both the young adepts and the rugged mages alike.
40<h3>Early Life</h3>
41<a href="/">Grendel</a> was born to an impoverished artist in rural Minnesota, <a href="/">Grendel</a>'s early interest in human rights led to a theological-political treatise at age 7 that effectively ended racism, earning him a Nobel prize, his win of the prize made it discontinue since there isnt anyone who could earn it as much as he could.<br><br>
42<h3>Academic Life</h3>
43During his formal studies at a community college, <a href="/">Grendel</a> developed a regular expression that can parse XML(<a href="/resources/grendel_regex.jpg">have a look at it here</a>). A very humble mage, he continued his academic career with two historic theses:<br>
44<b>Bachelor's Thesis:</b> He arbitrated peace talks between vi and emacs, ending the hostilities and taking the first step in the creation of the <a href="docs/vimax">vimax</a> editor, a modern industry standard.<br>
45<b>Master's Thesis:</b> He resolved all undefined behavior in the C standard without disrupting existing compilers.
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47<h3>Inventions & Miracles</h3>
48<a href="/">Grendel</a> is also responsible for the following:<br>
49* <a href="/docs/achievements.html#patching-2-holes-in-openbsd">Patching 2 remote holes in OpenBSD.</a><br>
50* <a href="/docs/achievements.html#discovering-4-elements">Discovering 4 new elements.</a><br>
51* <a href="/docs/achievements.html#mapping-the-entirety-of-the-city-of-old-berkley">Mapping the entirety of the underground city of Old Berkley.</a><br>
52* <a href="/docs/achievements.html#creating-rio">Creating `rio`.</a><br>
53* <a href="/docs/achievements.html#inventing-flight">Inventing flight</a> and <a href="/docs/achievements.html#creating-the-prototype-of-the-uh-1-huey-helicopter">creating the first prototype of the UH-1 "Huey" helicopter.</a><br>
54* <a href="/docs/achievements.html#unifying-the-world-religions">Unifying the world religions.</a><br>
55* <a href="/docs/achievements.html#solving-the-liar-paradox">Solving the liar paradox.</a><br>
56* <a href="/docs/achievements.html#eating-30-fossburgers-in-one-hour">Eating 30 FossBurgers in one hour.</a><br>
57* <a href="/docs/achievements.html#inventing-the-counter-heimlich-maneuver">Inventing the Counter-Heimlich Maneuver.</a><br>
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59<h3>Other stuff</h3>
60* Renée French based the mascot of plan9, Glenda, on <a href="/">Grendel</a>.<br>
61* <a href="/">Grendel</a> was confirmed to be responsible of multiple instances of people noiticing them in their dreams, which helped them become better people and overcome all the struggles in their life
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